M. Austin Davis
I am a time-traveling cosmonaut. I have been to the Ringworld, twice, but currently reside in a low-rent apartment in Kansas City, Missouri. I live so humble, for my extravagance is reserved strictly for maintaining and modifying my rocket ship, Fatman. I live with two magician cats from the Andromeda galaxy and an earthling girlfriend who taught me about "love". I am happy on this planet but would like to travel more and consider Earth a seasonal home. I am currently employed as a maître d’hôtel. The pay is nominal. The perks come with the interaction with new and exciting earth folk on a daily basis. I am currently 56 percent complete with my current rocket-ship modifications and should be space-capable by 2012.