Hello, and welcome to this odd space of the internet where I am supposed to tell you about myself. I honestly am not sure what to say, other than sometimes I write things that are half-way legible. Sometimes the things I write make people laugh; sometimes cry. Sometimes people don't even know HOW to feel about what I've written, and to me, that's a pretty huge accomplishment. I am absurd, I don't believe in taking myself seriously (or taking anything seriously, for that matter). I mean, hell, none of us are making it out of this thing alive. Why not have fun with it?