Benny Scheckner

Benny Scheckner

Hello, I am Benny Scheckner. I was born in a hospital, where the doctors described me as the second coolest thing to come out of there besides themselves. I then proceeded to tell a joke that's less dirty. I reside in New York, where I regularly participate in non-sports related activities such as television watching, and television watching from a different chair. I am a massive fan of The Muppets, which has come to define much of who I am as a person, much to the dismay of The Moopets, and most people that I know. I am an aspiring writer/comedian, with a degree in seventy. Thermostat's broken. I also have a satirical political blog, www.schecknews.com.