Meg Lago

Meg is your average twenty-four-year-old on the continual hunt for excellence. She maintains a steady job in Marketing during the week, but has an intense passion for writing and finding humor in the mundane and ordinary aspects of life.

Please let me know if you have any intel on how I can meet/hang out with Ellen DeGeneres. It’s very important.

Also, if you have any leads as to how I can achieve my dream of becoming an onion ring connoisseur, please let me know.

5'4. Blonde. Can't wear heels to save my life. I use hairspray, not gel. Gotta tame the mane.

I have a slew of accomplishments, the most notable being named Best Athlete in 8th grade, and winning the 'Funniest' superlative during my senior year of high school.