Melissa Porter

Gluten free, wine lover, and enjoys a good laugh.

I will be the person who makes an inappropriate joke at the dinner party. You probably shouldn't sit next to me at an event, chances are...I'll make you laugh.

Guilty pleasures:

80's hairbands, 90's R&B, breakfast food, nice bedding.

If you see me driving, chances are I'm singing to Prince or a boy band. Let's just not say which...