Hi, I’m actually not Levi. My name’s Isaac, and I really hope that you don’t like…try to find me now, especially if you have ill intent, but this is my biography.

I’m a human who does things like anyone else, but one of my favorite things to do is talk. I still remember a note my soccer coach left my parents after a summer camp when I was around eight years old. “Isaac is a great player with a strong positional sense, but he has a tendency to talk too much.” Sorry, coach. I think the main reason I talk so much is because I really like to make people laugh. Life’s too short to take so seriously, right? The fact that I can make someone’s life a bit better and make them a little happier just by doing something like telling a joke, I mean would you not do that? Okay, obviously it’s pretty weird to be like “I’m so funny, and I’m doing my part for society for bleh bleh bleh” but I’d like to say for the MOST part, people would say I’m a bit humorous from time to time.

After everything I’ve said about how funny I am and how I talk so much I really really hope that those things will actually happen this year, unless that would be bad. Then I’ll be quiet. Maybe.