menda chimera

i have a pet cat named asparagus cheesecake. it follows me around everywhere. i have a pet dog named gargoyle. it's a doberman but doesn't act like one. i have quite a lot of tropical fish but i think they're more of a decoration than a pet but i did name the clown fish nemo. i don't like reading or watching movies / television programmes. i use most of my spare time writing my own stories in my head. i'm vegan. i have a strange hairstyle. i have a strange taste in everything. i love sweet food but i hate the feeling i get on my tongue after consuming it. the first time i went to school was in the middle of primary 6. i like to lie. i lie very often. i do not dislike justin bieber, rebecca black, stephanie meyer because of their horrible music/books, in fact, i respect the fact that they managed to become famous. i can't stand fantasy. that said, i don't like harry potter that much. i like to play rugby, hockey, gaelic football and swimming. i used to live in korea, hong kong, and america but i currently study in england. i have a roommate who has a very similar life to mine and it scares me. i have a twin sister. i had another twin (so we were triplets) but he/she died at birth. i think. i had an older brother who had a different dad to ours but he commited suicide for an unknown reason. i don't know who my dad is. i really really really love the sound of footsteps during rush hour. i hate ketchup. i admire the fact that you're reading this thing. i'm easily amused i think. i smoke and i drink and i do quite a few more inappropriate things. i got kicked out of school multiple times. i hate wearing socks. i have a strange condition where one or more of my senses temporarily stop working and i got into a pretty bad accident because of it before. i broke many bones in my body already. i'm severely underweight. i like to duct tape my left foot. i can't feel my own pulse it's very weird. my left eye is a different colour than my right eye. my right foot was rolled over by a truck. you fascinate me. i sometimes forget to breathe. i fell asleep duct taped to a wall before it felt weird.