Sometimes I'm mistaken for a plane. The laws of physics don't apply to me. I sleep once a week, I don't perspire. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and all my bills are paid in full. I play bluegrass cello, write award winning operas, and have performed open heart surgery. On weekends, to let off steam, I go ice climbing. I enjoy urban hang-gliding, am an expert volcano surfer, and an outlaw in Peru. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.