Michael Gaffney

Seems I've been local most of my life. Even when I wasn't here I was someplace the locals described as local.

I was born in Worthville, NC which exists now as a neighborhood ... the town having been dissolved years ago. My early youth (don't think that too much with your current mind) was well spent in Biscoe, NC. The remainder of my youth was destroyed in Siler City, NC. I raised myself as a feral artist/musician with wolves and college professors before pursuing and eventually catching a career in graphic design/advertising with a minor in songwriting/singing with my trusty guitar, Shug and a beaker of alcohol (replaced years later with tea and coffee).

I am married to Teresa Gaffney with a son, James Gaffney (find him on about.me) who is a true star. I am clinically retired but available to think for you or manage your drug cartel. I'm also a great pistol shot so, well, whatever.