Michael Lane

((Skip to bottom if you don't like questions (you're a terrible person if so)))

Do you like your handwriting?

I don't know, do you like the scratches your cat carves into your door when it wants food?

List your favorite hobbies

NOT A QUESTION *ahem* Writing novels, gaming, watching Youtube videos, playing my Bass Clarinet, reading, swinging my diamond sword, diggy diggy holes, making paradoxes, not forgetting to be awesome, and making references.

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

If I were another person, wouldn't the old me not exist?

Would you ever bungee jump?

No heights please. Ever.

What is your favorite color.

I'm colorblind so I don't truly know, but grey is nice, because it's a color that's hard to confuse with green. Or brown. Or anything.

What is your favorite type of food?

The type I cook for myself. But steak is good too. Although, since I could make steak, I'mm sticking with the first answer.

Do you have a favorite game?

Only if I can stomp goombas in Mann Co with the master sword, my only motive being to get some cake and mine some diamond. But alas, my hope is a lie.

Mario Kart or Super Smash Brothers?

Wait... I'm supposed to choose? *explodes*

Favorite movie of all time?

*regenerates* Uhm... I like Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Princess Bride, Singin' in the Rain, Star Wars, Pixar movies, and all sorts a' crazy crap.

Favorite type of music

(These are becoming demands) I like intrumental, video game soundtracks, dubstep, electronic, remixes of all of the things, and I can like about anything as long as it has meaning to it.

Comedy or Horror?

(Why are you capitalizing your nouns? Are you German?) Why not comedic horror? That makes it all the more creepy.

So yeah, I suppose that reveals my personality, unless it doesn't. In such case, I'm Michael E. Lane. I'm red/green colorblind, I like writing novels, enjoys games such as [REDACTED], and when I play Clue, I'm Colonel Mustard. I have some characters left... If you want to read a book, you could read one of my stories? Link at the bottom of the page. I also draw a fair bit. I like cooking and baking things, that's always fun. I'm going to leave, because I'm stretching this out too far.

See you later shiplords!
Then BOOP!