Michelle Quillen
copywriter and Copy Editor in San Diego, California
Michelle Quillen is a San Diego native who attributes her need to wear hoodies in 80 degree weather to her absence of a warm heart. She is a self-coined "snarketing" hack whose copywriting compels audiences with a delicate balance of unsolicited yearning and strangely satisfying self-loathing. Michelle spends her nights watching the "You May Also Like" sections of Netflix and Hulu because it's more convenient than physically flogging herself with chains. When she's not working and/or despising foreign accents, Michelle beats the shit out of her MacBook Pro lurking social media, refraining from commenting on erroneous grammar, hating on your horrendously photographed lunch, and chiseling away at a quite impressive backlog of Xbox games. She has trouble making friends.