Dan Sims

Writer in Duluth, Minnesota

Dan Sims

Writer in Duluth, Minnesota

I must be as honest as possible to tell my best lies. So Yes I am a felon. I have been to prison several times off three conviction served somewhat concurrent. My last conviction was a misdemeanor domestic violence charge. We were broken up but still hanging out. See I had checked my self into the psyche ward for a evaluation. She found out and showed up when I was getting released. She took me to the Whole Foods COOP and fead me lunch. Them we went home. The next day when she went to treatment it was Valentine's Day. And even though we weren't officially back together I did stuff for her. I had never been in a relationship that lasted to Valentine's Day or was significant enough to show up around me on that day before. After she stayed in my room at the sea way hotel because she really didn't have anywhere she wanted to go and we weren't fantastic and spiritual like sexual relations. We did it like three times a day for the next four days only stopping to to eat and get wasted. Partying like rock stars. Then on the fifth day I fucked up some how. She thought she was going to jail because she had a dirty UA at treatment. She wanted to drag me around everywhere with her talking about anxiety. Then she wants to to get weed from her bro to sell to some other guy and then I realized the police were following me they were trying to get me to follow them. I probably should have because I think they had something important to say. But anyway later that night I said something. Punched her then went to jail. I should have probably stayed in the hospital. My felonies are a 4th degree criminal sexual conduct, an aid & abet a third assault and a simple robbery. I posted all that paperwork on my Google plus page.

Right now I'm unemployed but I do get SSI payments. I'm looking for a Job where I can save a few buck and move to Minneapolis with Rory'sWorld but then I'll need another job. Want to make movies and videos and games because I have lots of great ideas. At some point I really need to get some money off my mind. Also I'm working trying to figure out a way to get a Nobel prize. I would like to get to another planet before I die. I'm very excited for the future. I mostly just sit around doing research on line fighting the urge to take surveys. I take lots of pictures for Instagram. I'm funny and love funny people.