Mikalee Byerman

Crazy tall. A type-A grammar geek. The proud mother of two amazing souls who both can say the 50 states in alphabetical order in about 30 seconds flat (because I can, too). A woman with serious, deep-seated insecurities because I can’t roll my tongue like a taco.

But not in that order.

Oh, and you may also be wondering how to say my name. Quick hint: It sounds like Michelob — but with a long “e” sound at the end instead of the “ob.” Try it out loud. Go ahead, you can do it. Awesome — you rock!

Now, maybe you’re more interested in what I do professionally. And that’s easy to summarize in two words: I write. I write about being crazy tall, tongue insecurities and all manner of topics. I write funny, I write serious — doesn’t matter, as long as I’m writing.

So maybe I lied, because I just thought of four more words that describe me professionally: I rock at editing. Whether it’s proofreading for grammar/spelling, checking for AP Style or editing for content, I’m your girl. Why do I write/edit, you may ask:

  1. Because I can (and don’t you dare be the first to tell me I can’t. That would suck.)
  2. Because I have a master’s degree in journalism, and this seems the thing to do.
  3. Because I’ve been described as a combination of Chelsea Handler (without the affinity for little people) and Erma Bombeck (without the being dead and all). So the only thing I can possibly imagine to do with that is write.
  4. Because my background as a managing editor for magazines has taught me that few people can communicate in writing effectively. I can. Therefore, I do.

What do I write, you may ask next (damn…you’re good at these questions!)…

  1. I am a published author with hundreds of clips and bylines.
  2. I’m a blogger - visit me at Me 2.0 on Wordpress.
  3. Oh yeah, and I’m also writing a book…one silly little blog post at a time. So if you’re an agent, or simply play one on TV…nice to make your “virtual” acquaintance. Call me, k? K…