Michael Anders

Born 1973 and absolutely AWESOME!!!!!

“Hello, ladies, look at your
man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he
isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched
to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are
you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in
your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to
that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything
is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a
horse, MOO, cow”