Mike Mazza

Oakville, Ontario

Built in and from parts unknown, I live a terrifically interesting lifestyle. I wrestle moose professionally at an Olympic level. I make ice out of steam. The Sun is my enemy. The Moon is also my enemy but lesser so than the Sun. I make the things that you try to ignore. Where ever I go, a soundtrack of Funk & Soul follows me; light jazz plays while I sleep. There is a very good chance that you already know me but had forgotten. My incredibleness has been known to cause amnesia in the less interesting. Fear the science, for it is dangerful!

  • Work
    • Toronto, Ontario
  • Education
    • Oakville, Ontario