Mike Stortz

Ottawa

Mike Stortz

Ottawa

Raised on the mean streets of Windsor Ontario, Mike rose in prominence within the local Triads at the age of 12. Having become their number one hitman by 23, Mike felt he had reached his full potential in Windsor’s gang scene, he decided to pack up and move to Ottawa. Upon his arrival, he quickly learned that gangs don’t regularly accept resumes for hitmen.

Discouraged and without purpose, the young warrior took a job at a humble coffee shop. Learning to live a simpler life he discovered the joys of food, friends, love and writing. Along his path to inner peace Mike met Justin Salgado, and Tom “Cardigan” Way. Two like minded individuals who share Mike’s love of poop and fart jokes. They decided to pool their resources and start this endeavor.

Mike enjoys cooking, and anything related to food. He is also a Mig fighter pilot enthusiast and one day hopes to grow up to be a pirate.

  • Work
    • Writer for 10piecesuit