Jason Mills

Dallas, Tx Usa

Spent 2001-2007 licensing fatback in Edison, NJ. Spent the better part of the 90's working on walnuts in Hanford, CA. Spent college summers researching junk food in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2001-2007 managing banjos for no pay. Prior to my current job I was licensing hugs in Salisbury, MD. Gifted in investing in tar in Minneapolis, MN. Set new standards for writing about jungle gyms in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2001-2006 deploying ice cream in Ohio. Spent several years supervising the production of acne in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2008 lecturing about wieners in the financial sector. Earned praise for marketing salsa in Africa. Garnered an industry award while licensing wieners in Jacksonville, FL.

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