Mitchell Hammer

I am an undergraduate at Princeton University with an undeclared major, but with interests in English, Spanish Literature, Economics, and, of course, fashion. I vicariously live the lives of both Barack Obama and Lady Gaga, and have been within ten feet of both of them for an extended period of time. I am sarcastic in the best of possible ways and always mean well, but have faked the exaggerated role of a pretentious ass for so long that it very well may have become reality. My hobbies include painting, reading, pondering existentialist ideas, and calling people peasants.

I am acutely aware of the fact that I am neither celebrity or designer enough to dress as loudly as I do, but I strongly believe that with enough confidence, anyone can wear anything. Your life can never expand to its fullest within the confines of others’ opinions and standards.