mo husseini

mo husseini loves writing in the caesarian third. mo husseini tries to, when he can, avoid splitting infinitives.mo husseini has succeeded where many have failed and failed where others have succeeded. mo husseini is a scatologic polyglot. mo husseini likes off-color stories that begin with foreigners entering bars. mo husseini resents spelling color with no “u”. mo husseini is not now, nor has he ever been a member of a tennis doubles team, although he’d imagines that he might like to be. mo husseini once showed so much promise, was told repeatedly to pull his socks up… straighten his tie… and reminded that this would go down on his permanent record. after years in an english boarding school, mo husseini emerged a warm and fuzzy, touch-feely, new-age, kinda guy. mo husseini is easily startled by sudden movements, although he has never been in jail. mo husseini is tired of typing his name now, although it seemed funny a paragraph ago.