Mona T. Brooks

Born in Indonesia; Bred in Alabama
Former Walt Disney World Jungle Cruise skipper who dated Goofy
Future White House Photographer currently living in San Francisco
Was once bitten by Bernice the pot-belly pig while watching the X-Files
A Phootcamp-er
Has stopped Al Franken and Rainn Wilson dead in their tracks with her LOL laughter
The only professional photographer allowed at the podium during DNC '08
Cotton candy machine owner