Mona T. Brooks

Born in Indonesia; Bred in Alabama

Former Walt Disney World Jungle Cruise skipper who dated Goofy

Future White House Photographer currently living in San Francisco

Was once bitten by Bernice the pot-belly pig while watching the X-Files

A Phootcamp-er

Has stopped Al Franken and Rainn Wilson dead in their tracks with her LOL laughter

The only professional photographer allowed at the podium during DNC '08

Cotton candy machine owner