Brian McCartney

So, I was at the optometrist a few years back and she handed me a book. Not much of a book, vinyl bound—sharp edged and semi puffy in that cheap way—and she said "does anything jump out at you" (there were odd illustrations in it, but nothing special). After a pause, wondering just what she was going on about, I said "well, no, not really", in reply she said "Huh, well, your monoscopic", to which I said "What?!?", "Oh, you don't see out of both eyes, just one, it's not a problem, it's more about compensation, you have one eye at 20/400 and the other at 20/40, you'll be fine" So I went home and registered