Principal Rodgers

Listen in at the back! Welcome class, I'm Principal Rodgers.

In taking the reins at this dysfunctional and troublesome school, I am immensely proud to be selected as the new principal that will revolutionise the schools teaching methods and behavioural problems that have given Forkham Hall School such a bad reputation.

I have plenty of previous experience to draw upon from my pig farming days in Dorset. Students are like pigs...feed them and they will get fat!

I would describe my teaching style as a mix between Bruce Lee and Doctor Who... Oriental and cooky!

Some people have accused me of employing off the wall teaching techniques in the classroom. What is wrong with that I ask?

Some things will always remain the same...back chat and you'll be sent to my office for a caning!

Of an evening I enjoy nothing more that sitting in front of my open bonfire in the front room sharing a Woowoo cocktail with my pigdog 'Snoozel' and reading a copy of 'Babe'.