Matt Powers

“Five things, about me that you dont know… yet. Or you might know but I’m going to give them anyways. 1) My I.Q. is 188. End of discussion, it’s been proven. Certified genius. 2) Born originally in Seattle. Family is from South Boston, we’re Irish that’s correct Irish. 3) I enjoy Cholula hot sauce. That stuff is ridiculously good. Pretty much the best hot sauce in the world. 4) Huge fan of the 80′s. I was born in 80. Spent 10 years before the 90′s ruined everything. So big fan. And lastly, you may or may not know the 5th one about me. Maybe interesting, may not be interesting… I’m a ninja. Also certified ninja. I’m a certified ninja. It happened in a dream. Normally it takes a lifetime, but I did it in 12 minutes. Another fun fact: Chuck Norris has been known to throw a baseball 100 mph. I've been known to throw Chuck Norris 100 mph. I'm a mental assassin…yeah. They made a movie about it. Inception. Recently went on vacation. It went well, so I hear.“Well you know I engaged in some activities that I’m proud of. I did what any other normal thirty-one year old single male would do in a foreign country, I had a lot of massages. Not those kind of massages, the were strictly sexual.