Sarah Brodeur

I'm sarcastic, witty and a smartass. If you find yourself easily offended, I am probably not the wonderfully-flawed person for you.

• I am a single mother to one child.
• I like to read non-fiction.
• I love rock music and concerts.
• I have a pet snake.
• I would surely die in a zombie apocalypse.
• I am a die-hard Cardinals fan.
• I don't like to do things the "normal" or traditional way.
• I'm pro-choice.

What I like:

• Cardinals baseball.
• Dancing poorly.
• Singing even worse.
• People who are grateful for what they have.
• Sarcasm.
• Intelligence.
• Proper spelling, grammar and English.
• Children.

What I don't like:

• Cub's fans.
• People who are ungrateful.
• Bad parents.
• Drug addicts.
• Materialistic people.
• People who think they're better than others.

Sometimes, I can be difficult but that just means I have convictions about things. I fall fast and hard and I love with everything I have.