Chris Saris

I'm a german, senior software developer, experienced hacker, IT security specialist, ex game master of Monato Esprit (under the lead of SK C&C Korea), ex volunteer security assurancer for Fly-For-Fun (regionally USA and Japan), had to "help" a federal institute decrypting one of my algorithms (you usually only need to send public encryption methods to the NSA...), a good babysitter, a handsome guy, a good friend and listener, oh yea, and I love pizza. I'm just myself. Deal with it.

Protip: Being a hacker doesn't make you being a criminal. Or is a car electrician automatically a car jacker, because he could technically short-circuit a car in no time?

Friends are those who you regulary see. Who you have fun with. Who you use to share good and bad times with. Friends aren't only arround when they need something. Honestly, that's exactly what friends should not be alike.

I have BPD since my early childhood and got used to live with it, more or less. Not always easy. But take your own strength and resistance as chance.

I love my friends and my family.

Sincerely, fuck you.