Nahiyan Khan

Nahiyan is the coolest person living today. He might very well be the smartest person anyone has ever seen in the long history of planet Earth. A freaking genius since birth, Nahiyan has traveled the world exposing his geniusness to others and changing people's lives. In his free time, he is honing his skills at Call of Duty and Minecraft, with a never-ending desire to be the best there ever was. He is always deep in thought, usually reflecting on important topics, such as but not limited to: the stock market, video on Instagram, and Rachel Ryan. He is the friendliest and most easily approachable man alive, and curious people from near and far often ask him for his opinions on these topics, to which he calmly responds "No, my thoughts are not meant for this day and age." Sometimes his deep thoughts go a little bit too far, and the very fabric of time and space is torn apart in a rare obnoxiously irritating event known to scientists as "Patrick Whiteside talking about politics." After his stressful days as Nahiyan, the ruler of kings, he enjoys relaxing on his couch with the TV off and the xbox on. The xbox is always on where Nahiyan is involved.