Ms Gigglepants

Currently self-employed as a cat-wrangler and interpreter of the ancient mystical arts of serpentine slithering, Ms GP spends her days whiling and her nights wishing. Or maybe she spends her nights wishing and her days washing, for a sum total of wishy-washiness. Whatever, she whistles whilst she wishy-washes.

She is also very silly, and largely pseudonymous. Mwah, darlings.