- Plain & Simple.
- Disappointing, Not so skinny, Pale and Embarrasing
- Slave of the one and only AwesomeGod.
- A bird told me I'm Genuine. (Fact: Birds never lie.)
- A woman of faith & honor.
- Mama's Garl.
- Once a Jaywalker.
- Looks like a failed transvestite when I do put heels on I am somewhat tall.
- Sometimes an abbreviated piece of nothing.
- Hates everyone in Team Xerox. Loves everyone in Team Imaginative.
- A Frustrated Vampire
- Damonized, extremely.
- FOB aficionado.
- A Scriptette.
- A Proud and Loud Goose.
- A True Blue Gleek.
- Part-time Sheerio, full-time Sheehananigan.
- A Whore for P-more.
- I gag for everything British and Irish, who doesn't?!
- Adores glam, indie, indie rock, EDM, ska, psychobillies, hardcore, straight-edge, grunge, altenative/pop rock, Britpop, AKA everythang that is cool.
- It hurts because you're so perfect and I'm just me.