Nardo Waggins

Yup. My name is Nardo. Deal with it. I had to, every day on the playground, and I'm glad that I did, because It made me tough, it helped me think about survival. The fact that I'm still around today, is due to my superior survival skills. This will also make me attractive to women. Because guess what folks, the end is near. Might be zombies. Might be an earthquake. Might be a plague. Or Robots, or Aliens and their cold metal probers.

Either way, things will get heated, and chicks will want a man to protect them, and who has a nice seed bank. I have both. So...I will be in demand. I'll have to start a lottery, or perhaps a sporting event to sift throught the best chicks. I'll figure it out, I reckon. Also, I like beer.