Writer, comedian and career lesbian.

Interests include, but are not limited to: Drinking wine & making out, haircuts & most feelings, cerebral hoarding, three point stands and laughing myself into quadriplegia.

Things you should know about me:

1. Glamour is my life, and by glamour I mean eating dark chocolate in bed and watching Girls.

2. I will "put out" for WIFI in emergency and non-emergency situations. (Emergency situation being defined as needing to post something I believe to be witty on Twitter)

3. Somedays I want to give it all up and become a big breasted housewife of some American city. Then I remember fake nails and the penis that comes with that empire, so I refocus.

4. I believe Jay-Z and I may very well share a father on account of our “Hustler’s Spirit”.

5. Llana Glazer is my Spirit Animal.

6. I have a major "Lady Boner" for K-Wiig. (Kristen, if you are reading this inbox me.)