Nathan Bond

Hi, I’m Nathan. I’m a software engineer living in San Diego, California. I am a fan of design, food, and coffee. I’m also interested in politics and DIY. You can read my blog with a click on the button above.

Here we go! Basically, all of these are dirty pick up lines and not serious, but they can be hilarious when used correctly (or also incorrectly, really). I chose them because if you ask someone, “What’s the funniest/weirdest/dumbest pick-up line you’ve heard?” then he or she will probably tell you one of the phrases on this list. Enjoy!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper!

Are you African? Because you're a frican babe.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.

Are you an omelette? Because you're making me egg-cited!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.