Neel Sengupta

Hey there hitchhiker,

Lovely of you to visit my planet. We don't really have an organized government structure here unlike our immediate neighbors, but we do have beautiful mountains, and vast oceans which are abundant with flora and fauna.
The most spectacular aspect of our planet is the violet sky and the 3 coloured moons.
Now you may think this rather dull, especially if you're from that scary planet, Earth. But I assure you that as an individual who also happens to have Earthian roots, you're going to love this place. I don't really remember my time in Earth. All that deception and knavery has painted a really inhospitable image. Anyway good you're here now.
You can relax in our rock pools and bid such disturbing thoughts farewell.
People here, I am afraid are unlike any of our neighbors, but they are all but unwelcoming.
We have recieved the 'Best Planet 2014, 2015 and 2016' Award from The International Organization Of Great Planets.
Our King, The All Conquering Neel Sengupta is a man of fine valour and hearty disposition.
He is noble and err what you humans call, 'down to earth'.
You may join him for a Earthly Walk every Tuesday at 56:00 VST. Oh yes, 70 hours make a day here.
While you're here please make sure that you let all your anxiety and sorrow go to our space docks. We'll make sure that we shut it in a spaceship and send it over to our neighbor, Krytpon who'll be sure to send it to Earth and make a movie out of it.
Oh and gravity is really really bad here, and you might be flying right now.

Welcome to my planet.