Neil T. Macdonald

CEO at Chimps United, my specialty is Chimp Thinking.

I help Chimps communicate by relieving their interior stress in a harsh human environment. I wish for a better understanding and a better future for Chimps.

A Chimp myself, I grew up in bitter circumstances as I lived my life as a Chimp. Fostered as a baby, my adoptive step-father, Humphrey, was an alcoholic but a very kind man. He would take me to the hills right before sunset and show me the most majestic views any man has ever seen (or any Chimp within reason), a sort of revelation he would keep to himself and to his loved ones. Uneasy enough was to live my life wearing a kilt. Part of my heritage, kilts are popular for us Chimps.

It wasn't until Grand Humphrey deceased that I knew what I wanted to do with my life: to become a sort of Chimp mentor. Steadily, I started doing research and strengthening relationships by establishing a Chimp community where Chimps would have the opportunity to share their experiences with others.

Considered a Chimp fanatic and Chimp extremist by my rivals, I would still like to expand and share my knowledge with others, Chimps and humans alike.

If you have any further questions regarding my association Chimps United, please feel free to ask @chimpsunited, and leave us a message.

With all my delicate attention,

Neil.