Emily Autumn Green

Emily Autumn Green is a loser, catastrophe, and all-‘round human dumpster fire.

She's alsoa design-and-font-loving, story-addicted writer and executive assistant.

Emme was born in Vancouver just after midnight on January 4th, 1976, a fact that confounds those who insist she's cannot be a day over twenty-four.

She has lived primarily in Surrey, British Columbia, Kansas City, Missouri, and Vancouver, British Columbia.

Her favourite place so far is Kathmandu, Nepal.

Nemme has a knack for writing, loves to laugh, and gets wildly upset about the injustice that befalls the poor, addicted, homeless, ill, elderly, imprisoned, vulnerable, abused and/or exploited.

She feels for people in pain, identifying as one herself. Emily is a self-proclaimed misfit that considers other misfits her peeps.

Twice homeless and hospitalized five times as an adult, not to mention at least a dozen other ER visits -- and all among the years of 2010-2016 -- Nemme may know a thing about being chronically ill, having a mental illness, falling through the cracks, and misfittery in general.

Among her ailments are sub-clinical Addison’s disease and a raging case of DSPD.

A writer, administrative and executive assistant, Nemme took courses in English and French at William Jewell College, and Theatre Production at the University of British Columbia, where she met the original Peter Loeffler. (Preferring debt to success, Nemme delayed her education and has yet to complete her baccalaureate degree.) She was a front of house volunteer with Vancouver's Bard on the Beach for three seasons.

Nemme is both Canadian and American, having had one parent of each. She can live or work legally in either country and has a passport and SSN/SIN for both.

Nemme tries to be truthful and earnest, believes that she is often pathetic, and hopes that people will like her anyways.

She is worth getting to know.