Brain Scattered

In a world filled with talking bums and skies that rain down nosense and lolligagging, only one being is capable of captivating the attention of a couch and a slightly used ottoman. Only one chipper flake spawn can cause enough ruckus to rehibilitate the icing on the cake. Turn on your radio and begin to jump up and down. Well, don't jump down because you can't. It's more like a direct consequence of first jumping up, and really, it's just falling. But turn on your radio, open up your blinds, text your friends and church congregration, because the lens of the multicolored parachutte floating down to Jupiter is smeared with peanut butter, cotton underwear, and best of hits from 1970s superentertainers. Blast off to a new deminsion and experience the next level of existing. And stay tuned for some great offers from Sears and JC Penny's from their back to school junior's selection. I don't know why you're here, or what kind of crazy internet search brought you, but now that you're finished using your mind to read this uncomfortably long paragraph and probably wasting a few minutes of your day, I think it's time you left. Thank you. And shut the door on your way out because I can't reach it from here and there's no way I'm getting up to shut a door that you opened.