PAST i broke my friend's arm because it didn't suit his personality. i tried to kidnap a toddler, but he wanted milk and i didn't have any. i almost got run down by an airplane cuz i was flying HIGH (on cannabis). i nearly choked myself to death with my own hands. it was a test to determine who was stronger - me or me. tobacco killed my friend. sadly, he never used to smoke. tobacco was the name of my pet komodo dragon. A lot of people wanted to kill me. PRESENT i am a time waster. i have a chronic alcohol problem. i swear a lot. i have a picture of a dead komodo dragon in my living room. tobacco died of cancer. i own a gun and i intend to kill my neighbor. i have fungus growing on my plate because it hasn't been washed since last year. my neighbor was supposed to wash it for me. i now have a pet hedgehog. its name is PRICK! A lot of people still want to kill me. FUTURE i shall always watch a lot of movies. i shall keep on swearing a lot. i shall keep on wasting time. i shall kill my neighbor soon. i shall invent a drug that will never show up in a blood test. i will bury tobacco very soon. its still in my backyard and it stinks a lot. many people would still want to kill me.