Niu Niu

Hai.

Yes, I'm talking to you, human.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Niu-Niu (pronounced "New-new") - I'm a 2-year old Burmilla, professional sleeper, eater, and nemesis of all birds.

What do you mean by "baby cat"? Do you know 2 human years equal to 24 cat years?! Yes, I'm 24-cat-year old - probably much older than YOU.

So - where was I? Oh yes, my hobbies include but are not limited to: chasing lasers, chewing on my bumblebee plush, sitting by the window and watching at humans..

Now I'm here, to check out this thing so called internets. Now, Human, send me some catnip, will ya?