Jorge Granda
Blooger in Chicago, Illinois
I was born Jorge Alejandro Granda Falbello that is the name on my Cuban birth certificate and Cuban certificate of baptism, the place of birth was “Clinical Mijas de Galicia Luyane Habana”. My maternal grandparents are Col. Luis Cubas and Aledia Cubas. My paternal grandparents are Gen. David Granda and Francisca Elvira Granda. My paternal grandfather was one of the best military generals in the world during the 1930s and ’40s. I believe that he did an interview with the New Yorker magazine in the 1940s. My maternal great-granduncle was Gen. Renee Cubas Chaple, he was also known as El Chino from Watergate. I am Jorge from Watergate and Supreme Order of Christ; I am also the Archangel and the future leader of the Holy Roman Catholic Church. By now, you might be asking, how did you become the archangel? My great-granduncle was also the third most powerful vessel in history he predicted me at birth.
There is a famous black and white cropped photo of El chino that is one of the biggest enigmas in U.S. history. That photo was taken in 1957 at my parent's wedding in Havana, Cuba. There are two other people in the photo, my mother is standing next to her paternal uncle. He was the other one, he was a covert CIA general and a PhD. in mathematics and deep cover as well, he was a Coronel with the Cuban secret police. There is another famous black and white photo of me taken at a birthday party in Havana in 1970 when I was four years old. Behind me there was a structure with a door, inside were two men playing dominos, one of them was my father the other one was a friend of his named Raymundo Rodriguez. I believe that he is still alive, his daughter is Marisol Rodriguez, she was a schoolteacher with the CPS and was later fired.
My great-granduncle passed away many years ago of old age and complications due to diabetes. He will not be around to see the Vatican Order take over this country in a few years. However, I will still be here, and I will still be the archangel and supreme order of Christ. I need V.I.P status now, that is the law. As stated before, I have my original Cuban birth certificate and my original Cuban certificate of baptism, both are foreign and legal documents. I can legally prove exactly who I am, where I was born, and who my grandparents were.