Noe Crockett

I am a wife and a wicked stepmother.

I'm a conventional girl, living in an unconventional world.

I am too trusting, but I have a very protective husband and friends and a father with a large gun and a short temper - the combination tends to keep me safe.

I'm a hypochondriac, I was once convinced I had MS, but it turned out to be a cold. It's a common mistake.

I have irrational fears. I am deathly afraid of clowns and snakes, on account of they're evil, but in a bad way.

I am a founding member of the Sin City Sweethearts.

When the time comes, I want my cause of death to be listed as "Death by misadventure" by the coroner.

I have watched so many Disney movies that I think it's perfectly normal to talk to animals and I do.

If I had my way, EVERY day would be Halloween.

I love all things 1950s.

I once decided to break up with a boy by flipping a coin. I've never been very good at making decisions.

I am obsessed with unicorns.

I love to laugh. Usually at other people. It amuses me. If you can't laugh at yourself, rest assured I will do it for you.