I don’t believe in God

I don’t like to believe there is something special out there, like the other 3 billion enlightened thinkers out there. I don’t like dogs. I don’t like early morning wake-up calls. And I don’t like orange. Oh, I hate orange. And who invented beige? I don’t like to be called tall either. And no, my head is not big, it’s just in proportion with the rest - leave it. I don’t like television, or at least 99% of what’s on. I don’t like to laugh when I think it’s not funny. Or politely giggle on cue; that's just horrible. I started disliking the Simpsons years ago. I pity reality shows and the people in them. I hate to lose, even when it matters the least. I‘m not into tofu. And I hate activists, although I wished I had more of a vision myself. I don’t like visions. I don’t like fortune 500 companies or what they portray. And I’m insensitive to corporate communication. I hate people who call themselves ‘different’; although there was a point in time I thought I was different too. I hate cynical pessimists. And foremost, I absolutely hate to tell something interesting about myself on some sort of...

What is this place?

Hi, I’m Marius Lichtendahl, I like girls, bad movies and writing. So let’s pop some bottles!