Obeah man

When I was young I was a real Jerk, hey I am still a Jerk. I can be really sweet and at times a nasty SOB but I am trying hard to change that, being nice is not easy plus people screw you, BTW I am 69 and holding 2 years ago

I do not do drugs ,smoke or drink, I was forced to retire in 2005 because of medical reasons, I keep asking anyone for a million dollars but haven't gotten a penny yet but one day the lotto Canada will give me.at least i hope.

I hope this is not like Facebook where they tell you when they are going to the bathroom etc, This picture was taken 3 years ago, did you really think i'll put an old ugly picture i am ugly enough already,

Did you know that NOUS & VOUS are acronyms NOW OLD UGLY &STUPID & VERY OLD UGLY &STUPID; you thought they were pronouns didn't you.

I always talk without thinking of what i am going to say,which puts me in trouble EVERYTIME, so i'm always in trouble,see what i mean?

i tell you the bad side, now find the good side,if you do you'll have a good friend

Have you ever heard the phrase GOOD WINE NEEDS NO BUSH? Everybody else is an angel

Everybody is a professional or some inventive administrator, I'm a Bullshitter,it's what i call 3B's Bullshit Baffle Brains,

One of the hints they gave me was CTA call to action,well here it is line up with your donations, i need to go on my winter vacation and i'm broke, how about that one?