Future Toilet Bowl Loser

Your Team Fart Hero of the Day is....

Demaryius Thomas.

A slow start from Demaryius led to an unfortunate 0-2 record for the brave heroes in brown of Team Fart.

Yet, rising from the ashes of his poor early season performance, Demaryius Thomas stacked a soul-crushing 42.6 points on Ace of Spades in Fart's week 5 matchup.

Rejuvinated after his early season struggles, Demaryius piled on another 28.4 points last week and is now the single highest projected position player this week at 24.17.

Thanks to the resurgence of Thomas, the fantasy gurus at Yahoo are projecting a crushing Turd-stomping this week.

Mighty are the men of fart who wear brown and specks of corn.