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-About me version 2.2 revised edition- Hey dere, I'm Ollie. You probably already know that, if your reading that it's because you like me :3 If you really know me, you may be familiar with my obession with Irish girls...if not, have fun finding that out. So if you think i'm cool, stop reading. I have amassed approximatly 500 hours on pokemon, in related news; I have wasted 500 hours of my life. I'm very interested in global economic politics & film. I see films as another way to pass my time, all my time has been spent wasting my life on being happy. I talk to alot of amazing people thanks to twitter, twit people seem to like me. Thanks to twitter I fell in love and made some best friends. I have a habit of saying the wrong things; I blame white people. I tend to travel to big cities, it's fun to watch people being...uh, themselves, Although most people aren't themselves these days. Now you know about me, you may have inferred that I am a pesemist seeking optimism. I aspire to be journalist, so I can tell the world the great things in the world to distract them from the bad shite, like that i stubbed my toe...I presume now i have systematically distraught and alienated you with it inconceqential information...You obviously care that I hurt my toe, lets be honest; you already love me. If you don't, that was sarcasm :3 I come from a small town in the north, I'm surrounded by small minded people who don't understand my style or massive crush on Luna Lovegood; if you don't know who that is...stop reading and watch Harry Potter: The Order Of The Phoenix...back? shes cute, right? (yeah, i didn't even use google to spell Phoenix) - I also lie in brackets...unless it's maths, then I sit and level up my Mudkip on pokemon. D+ in maths, but a legend in the unova region. If you're wondering about the picure of me, the fact i'm acting basass is ironic. Are you impressed with the fact I haven't sworn yet; *awkward silence* fuck. If you really want more of me talking shit, watch my youtube videos... www.youtube.com/mrmonstermunchy.