Oops.All.Yaya

I color outside the lines, i pick on bullies, ambivert? yep, that's me; i sing in the shower and in the middle of traffic with the windows rolled down, i can be quite indecisive about small things, i am the empress of "that's what he/she said" jokes, and i hate commercials.

I strongly believe that "impossible" is an opinion, i am the softest hard ass you'll meet, comfortable beds will be the death of me, sex is liberating, wasted time is worse than wasted money, labels (not titles or identities) frustrate me and make the world a very mean place, i don't believe in doing permanent things with temporary people, i've learned just as much from life and community as I have from a classroom and i am not shy about being both respectable and "vulgar" - i curse a lot and i'm fine with that - Fuck Off is my default response to assholish comments. I'm not kept, i do the keeping. If you mess with anyone I love, you mess with me.

In a nutshell, these rule my world:
* Humble Hopes
* Realistic Expectations
* Unbiased Truth
* Undeniable Consistency
* Fearless Fun
* Limitless Passion
* Uncontrollable Laughter
* Unquestionable Loyalty
* Unconditional Love

Pet peeves: passive aggression, bullies, double standards...