You see there are 2 of us. In my head. One 23 and one 56. We're self proclaimed Goddesses who rule over the cosmos, and you of course. One Personality - Renu - (Ms. It’s my way or the highway!) She's bossy, an egotistical brag, cheeky, picky, workaholic with OCD. And as she's forced me to write, she's sharp, witty and pretty. Well gorgeous if I may say so. (Though she knows it.) And if I didn't say so she'd eat me alive. As she's not only a Goddess but worse, a Man eater Lioness. Leo's I tell ya! And to top if off she can even read your stars and solve all your problems whoopdedoo!

Now the 2nd personality- Anjali - I'm the fat one. Ergo funny. I'm sardonic and very narcissistic. I like to make people do what I desire, in between my binging on food. I also read what's in the cards for you. So while she'll tell you what you should do. I'll tell you what to do. And I sting like a beeeeyatch if you haven't already noticed. I'm also her ever faithful sidekick - yeah right!

Both personalities: We're couch potatoes, living a gypsy existence, and think no end of ourselves. Jealous? I know. We also have catfights. There's a lot of censored meowing. And scratch marks cured with homeopathic pills. But sometimes Simon Cowell lends us his Vycadin.