Homeschooling, F-Bomb Extraordinaire

Quirky? Not exactly. I want to be ... Wait, no ... I meant perky. Quirky I got covered. Perky was gone years ago.

Years. Ago.

I'm a second time wife with a new set of cubs who drive me to do insanely June Cleaver-ish shit. I'm average and mediocre at even that.... I pull that off totally PRO.

I'm outspoken and often unapologetic for being so. I can be crass, judgmental and sometimes my ego is borderline obnoxious.

Ok, I'm obnoxious. I don't apologize for that trait.

Sounds obnoxious, right? Good, glad we covered that flaw in me. I was sweating the possible repercussions for you discovering that later in our journey.

More? Sure!

We are oddballs in the world of homeschooling. We're anti-religious, anti-theist, left leaning unidentified. We're pro-science; argue for life, but support choice; support hunting and access rights and have no weird pseudo-scientific obsessions with vaccines or GMO's. The horror, huh? I do not do the rubber vaginal cup. We are not vegan. We do not practice any real ideology other than does it pass without cognitive dissonance? Does ... Good!

I fuck up. A lot.

I'm not a stringent grammar queen, so pardon the errors in advance. Also, in advance, fuck you if you have issues with my grammar. Make note of that so it doesn't shock you when I tell you this later. I love being a mother though I sometimes doubt my ability to be the mother they deserve. I question myself hourly....I fret like a chic who's a week late on her menstrual cycle EVERY DAMN DAY, on whether I'm teaching enough or the right things.