Pablo Steel

A recently retired dog whisperer, Pablo has been an integral weapon in the illustrious marketing campaigns of Farmer Samuel's Liquid Manure and has singlehandedly stopped the advent of the Second Russo-Kenyan War. Many praise him for his knee-length, unkempt blonde pigtails, others acknowledge the sweat, blood and mucus he put into creating himself a prosthetic back. Whatever it is, 3 out of 11 times, he is always hesitantly mentioned.