You (might) Suck At Parking
So you found one of our cards? Perhaps a polite suggestion your fellow humans don't approve of your parking? Well you've come to the right place!!
Try cutting and pasting the following links into your browser
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Parking-Lot-Etiquette
http://www.wikihow.com/Parallel-Park
http://www.wikihow.com/Find-a-Legal-Parking-Space
Good luck :D