Patrick Song

Hey my name is Patrick and I live in Sydney, Australia! And this is what my life has amounted to so far.

Hobbies: Eating, Drinking, Exceeding my parent's expectations

Swag level: 3 (i'm like almost level 3, so i just put 3)

Strengths: biceps and chest

Weaknesses: psychic, ghost, food

Achievements:

• Once got 50 likes on a facebook status
• Talked to a girl who was not my mother 4 times
• Bicep curled 50 kg or less
• 2x ICAS English Participation award holder
• Almost survived a week without crying
• Once got 800 karma on a reddit comment
• Gold level League of Legends Player
• Reached an overweight BMI
• Graduated primary school

As you can see I have achieved quite a few things in my life and every day I continue to amaze my parents with the skills god has blessed upon me.

Please enjoy this amazing picture (courtesy of about.me and Jaquelline Abbot) of a building as a complimentary gift for reading this horrible bio.

If you wish to purchase this biography (only $420) in hardcopy please email me at: [email protected] along with the discount code patrickrocksmysocks123 to get a 10% discount, allow up to 10 years in business days for shipping.