Pawel Janiak

I work in the media department for Native, the largest digital media agency in South Africa. We're going to be making campaigns that kick so much ass that the guys from Mashable and ReadWriteWeb won't be able to get enough of us. I'm learning R, Ruby, and Rails, and sorting out my (lack of) CSS abilities on the side.

Some stuff about me

Cynical man. Philosopher of pessimism. Misanthropic marketer. Analytics whore. Success-wannabe. Insignificant human. Aspiring stoic. Grammar Nazi. Scholar of persuasion. Rhetoric learner. Innapropriate joker. Punnery resident. Cognitive dissonance denier. Satire appreciator. Internet addict. Everyday cyclist. Terrible small-talk conversationalist. Start-up endeavorer.

The ant in the background is the bullet ant (Paraponera Clavata), my favourite animal, which I will one day be visiting in Costa Rica for the sole purpose of getting bit.